You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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