I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
