its not stalking. its research.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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