You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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