im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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