D3 body, D1 cock
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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