VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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