it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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