soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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