why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My penis needs a shock collar
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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