There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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