Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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