Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
