I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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