I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
