I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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