Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
