hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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