Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
