And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
this will be a night to untag.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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