i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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