well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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