Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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