WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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