If i come over, it means nothing
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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