Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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