what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
