I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My vagina is officially offended.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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