U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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