She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it's like iHOP with fire
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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