It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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