I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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