Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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