I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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