Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
