Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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