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(216): View more from Ohio

guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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(817): View more from Texas

Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(503): View more from Oregon

The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.

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