hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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