So drunk, too bad you don't want this
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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