It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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