I smell stomach acid.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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