I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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