I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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