We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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