Its about making memories worth repressing
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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