I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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