Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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