I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just cut my nipple shaving
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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