xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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