Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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