i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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